How am I supposed to follow my dreams if I have no idea what they are?
Really - I'm not kidding. My dreams all tend to be rather vaccuous things, like
- losing weight
- getting married
- having a country house
- being a celebrity in some unknown field with a minimum of effort
This is why I love lost comedian Mitch Hedburg: "I'm sick of following my dreams... I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later."