Long-time readers of my vicissitudes may recall my theory on Experiential Age as opposed to Chronological Age. The basic equation is this: Since the majority of women my age are married with children, I am therefore lacking those significant maturing experiences a woman of my age should have.
Subtract 3 years for the husband I don't have, and
Subtract 4 years for the children I don't have.
So I'm only 31. Yay!
So today I stumbled across this strip by one of my favorite (relatively unknown) cartoonists: